A Night On The Town...

Again, a joke in very poor tastes.

Two dwarves go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them back to their seperate hotel rooms...

The first dwarf, however is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting, "'Here I come again! One, two, three, UGH! One, two, three, UGH!"

This goes on all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head...
"You think that's embarassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."

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I'm So Going To Hell...

I found a cute joke. It is in poor taste, fair warning.

A priest offered a lift to a nun.

She got in and crossed her legs, forsing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stelthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Pslam 129?" The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and see, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opprotunity.

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