Inverted Nipples. Seriously?

No, I don't have inverted nipples, thanks for wondering.

I was checking out the top searches in the USA about 5 minutes ago and the top seach today and yesterday was 'inverted nipples'. I kid you not.

I worry, America. I worry about the economy. I worry about the war. Now, I have to worry about why so many of you are looking up inverted nipples.

Look out, H1N1 virus, inverted nipples are popping up everywhere.

Erm, or not.